Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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fuck your aforementioned shoe
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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