At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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