I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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