I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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