Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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