the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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