question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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