yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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