: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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