If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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