Sponge bath it is.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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