As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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