Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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