This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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