Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Randomize
