if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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