her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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