i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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