We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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