I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'm experimenting with sincerity
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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