Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Your dad touched me again.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
ok first of all what the fuck
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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