You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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