Having a random hookup so left but love u
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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