did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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