woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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