Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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