they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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