awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
