I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm just crazy horny about you
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
It's rum buckets o'clock
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Randomize
