Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Randomize
