I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
well you can't waste a boner
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Randomize
