i think my mom watched the whole time
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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