Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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