holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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