based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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