I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
is it fun? or sober?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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