Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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