i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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