We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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