sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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