so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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