He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Randomize
