i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I had to cum in my sink.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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