we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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