I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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