god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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