She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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