Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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