maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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