is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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