I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
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Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
‎"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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